TOP TEN REASONS OF DATING REJECTIONS
Ah yes, Valentine's Day is coming... Love's in the air... Or not. Anyway... not purposefully wanting to sound like a scrooge on the coming V-Day, I got this article awhile ago. Of course this is just a joke that someone sent me through e-mail. I believe none of us would be this "nice" right? In a way, it gives an example about how men and women think differently, and how they perceive things differently also.
TOP TEN REASONS OF DATING REJECTIONS (and their actual means)
The top ten rejections by Women
10. I think of you as a brother (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in "Deliverance")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages (You are one Jurassic Geezer)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You are the ugliest dork I've laid my eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you might hear phone calls from all other guys I'm seeing)
6. I've got a boyfriend (Who's really a male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)
5. I don't date men where I work (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same "Solar system", much less the same building)
4. It's not you, it's me (It's not me, it's you)
3. I'm concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I'm celibate (I've sworn of only men like you)
1.Let's be friends (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and sleep with. It's that male perspective thing)
And the top ten rejections by Men
10. I think of you as a sister (You are ugly)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages (You are ugly)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You are ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now (You are ugly)
6. I've got a girlfriend (You are ugly)
5. I don't date women where I work (You are ugly)
4. It's not you, it's me (You are ugly)
3. I'm concentrating on my career (You are ugly)
2. I'm celibate (You are ugly)
1. Let's be friends (You are sinfully ugly)
TOP TEN REASONS OF DATING REJECTIONS (and their actual means)
The top ten rejections by Women
10. I think of you as a brother (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in "Deliverance")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages (You are one Jurassic Geezer)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You are the ugliest dork I've laid my eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you might hear phone calls from all other guys I'm seeing)
6. I've got a boyfriend (Who's really a male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)
5. I don't date men where I work (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same "Solar system", much less the same building)
4. It's not you, it's me (It's not me, it's you)
3. I'm concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I'm celibate (I've sworn of only men like you)
1.Let's be friends (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and sleep with. It's that male perspective thing)
And the top ten rejections by Men
10. I think of you as a sister (You are ugly)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages (You are ugly)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You are ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now (You are ugly)
6. I've got a girlfriend (You are ugly)
5. I don't date women where I work (You are ugly)
4. It's not you, it's me (You are ugly)
3. I'm concentrating on my career (You are ugly)
2. I'm celibate (You are ugly)
1. Let's be friends (You are sinfully ugly)
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