Anti-"Ageing" TIPS

If you walked through the street of Singapore, there are a lot of people distributing flyers for companies they're working for. This time, my mom got this one random flyers, about some "Anti Aging" serum (see picture). But what's makes it interesting is that the little flimsy flyer put some tips and jokes about how to stay young. Their approach may be a little bit defeat the purpose of the serum itself, plus the spelling mistake on it, but in a way, it makes the little flyer more memorable.

Here's what the back of the flyer says:

Anti-Ageing TIPS

1. Drink at least 8oz. glasses of water a day, starting from wake time
2. Sleep at least 8 hours for 2 days in a week
3. Sleep only with cleansed and well moistured face
4. Use and SPF-15 day cream & a really good eye cream
5. Avoid sun between 12-4 pm, as much as possible
6. Move your bowels everyday (twice a day even better!)
7. Exercise, play sports, walk a lot... move that body
8. Eat well, don't smoke, drink only wine
9. Take supplements if necessary
10. Be happy and laugh often

Ageing Jokes (What a difference 30 years can make!)
1971 Long hair
2001 Longing for hair

1971 Getting out to a new hip joint
2001 Getting a new hip joint

1971 Rolling Stones
2001 Kidney Stones

1971 Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2001 Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1971 Passing the driver's test
2001 Passing the vision test

Well, some of the advice to stay young was kind of a bit out there, especially the wine drinking part.